[IC Contact] I know there's better brothers, but you're the only one that's mine

[hammerandfeathers]

"Fourteen years have passed since that day,
Your stories are the same but the ends have all changed,
You carried on like you were some type of God,
Some things will never change"


"I am to speak now? Oh, it is recording?
This is the mobile device of Thor, son of Odin. I have failed to answer this device in a timely manner. In my failure, please leave a message, urgent or otherwise, and I will do what I can to assist you.
How was that? I do not understand. Does it not know I'm finished recording--"

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[hammerandfeathers]

[Well, that could have gone better. It could have also gone worse, though he currently isn't sure how.]

I perpetuated nothing! I said naught but the truth, that I was not privy to your bedroom exploits. Whether said exploits did or did not include equine was not information I had within my possession.

However, I am pleased to learn that the claims are unfounded. I shall remedy this misunderstanding with the Man of Iron post-haste.

[ofsilvertongue]

[Did you really expect anything less, Thor? >|]

Did you not stop to consider that a lack of denial in the face of such accusations could--and would--lead to unsavory assumptions being solidified in the minds of those who apparently live for little more than stirring the proverbial pot?

And I'll not having you making things worse, thank you very much. I shall deal with Stark myself.

[hammerandfeathers]

[Well, to be honest, he did not.]

I thought him to have more honour than to arrive at distasteful conclusions when I was quite capable of coming to the truth without spurring unnecessary rumours.

Brother, ending his short existence over a mere misunderstanding is drastic, even for you. Allow me to rectify the situation.

[Oh, if only you knew, Thor.]

[ofsilvertongue]

You severely underestimate the class of your companions.

[Which...alright, maybe Loki doesn't have much of a leg to stand on in saying so all things considered, but the point stands all the same.]

Believe me when I say I have a fate much worse in store for him than the simplicity of death. Kindly stay out of it.

[You don't want to know, Thor. Trust your little brother.]

[hammerandfeathers]

Perhaps.

[He gave up trusting his little brother after the last dozen or so betrayals. You can only break the God of Thunder's trust fifty or so times before he loses faith in you, Loki.]

Spare us both the effort and do not do anything for which I will have to hunt you down. I wish not to fight you, brother.

[ofsilvertongue]

[Loki is inclined to call bullshit on that one, bro.]

Your threats would be more worrisome if I thought you had any hope of catching me when I did not allow it.